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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:12

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What are some sad truths about life?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.